Super Woman

Why do these people think I walk on water? Although that is a great compliment it also is very stressful. If I hear 'oh you can do it' one more time. I promise these people think I can cure cancer, free hostages, end wars, and destroy a meteor hurling towards the earth all with out breaking a nail. Hell I can barely balance my checkbook. The fact that I am typing right now they think I am doing something important. HA!